In 1964 Waugh accepted an invitation to appear in one of the programmes in the BBC television series Monitor. This series presented arts programmes of considerable acclaim in the 60s, taking an unashamedly high view of culture and presenting viewers with information and explanation as well as entertainment. One of its famous presentations was a film on the life of the composer Sir Edward Elgar made by the young Ken Russell. Monitor was succeeded by the present arts series Omnibus, which until recent years maintained the same high standard.
In the last years of the series the general dumbing-down of British television reduced Omnibus (and its ITV equivalent The South Bank Show) to too frequent presentations of publicity interviews with such ephemera as pop stars in their early twenties and fashion gurus. Finally, in 2002 the BBC announced its final relinquishment of the values of civilised culture and reinforced its commitment to transient superficiality by axing the series. No cultural programme will remain on BBC1 and very little of cultural significance will be seen on BBC2; no doubt the unadmitted aim is to drive the small number of people who are interested in the civilised arts and who still watch TV to the new digital channel BBC4, which, however, seems to me to be too much of a haven for pseuds. I regret to have to add (in 2006) that recent experience of BBC4 has shown me that dumbing-down is in full swing there too. Its definition of culture extends far too widely for my taste, with the result that there are, for example, too many programmes that have as their theme exploration of pop musics of the past and passé revolutionary movements in politics.
As mentioned in the Introduction, Waughs interview with Elizabeth Jane Howard was very different from the others presented on this website. First of all, the interviewer is herself a novelist of some achievement. Secondly, Waugh had had some say in the structure of the programme, including the nature of the questions. Thirdly, the focus of attention was Waughs novels and opinions on Literature rather than his curmudgeonly character and unfashionable attitudes. As a result, Waugh appears to enjoy the interview and happily reveals his opinions at some length. The programme was broadcast on 16th February 1964.
I have placed a transcript of the whole interview here.

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| Elizabeth Jane Howard |
But looking back on your work, does it please you, what youve done, or does any particular work please you? |
| EW | Every book has something Im ashamed of that I wouldnt now write, there are gaucheries and redundancies and things of that kind, and also every book I think, Oh, I couldnt write that now, its got a sort of fresh spirit in it thats dead in me, you know. |
| EJH | I mean, you do look at your books and read them again? |
| EW | Constantly. |
| EJH | And shriek with laughter? |
| EW | Yes, I must admit - |
| EJH | And rediscover things that are funny that youve forgotten? |
| EW | I remember them pretty well, but I must say it causes me continual pleasure. Except for these awful moments when I come across the bad bits; the bad bits about the same number as the good, you know. |
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| EJH | Have you got a motive for writing? - I mean, is there anything thats made you write rather than be anything else? |
| EW | Its just my trade. And of course the whole of English education when I was brought up was to produce prose writers, it was all we were taught, really. |
| EJH | You said to me once something about feelings being very difficult to communicate in words. |
| EW | Well, the feelings should be the readers, the customers. You tell him or her the facts and if its a properly told story theyll quickly pick up what the feelings are. In my youth there was a tremendous blind alley a whole lot of good writers went down in which they tried to give what they called stream of consciousness, in which they gave what everyone was thinking and feeling apart from what they were saying or doing. The novelist deals with speech and action, and time sequence. It isnt the novelists business to feed the reader with emotions. If your novels any good the reader should get emotions from it, perhaps not ones you intend but they should be there. |
Note :
Waugh himself explains stream of consciousness, and why
he rejected it. The phrase was originally coined by the American psychologist
William James (1842-1909) to characterise the quirkily linked and often
illogical flow which is normal human mental activity. Among the famous authors
who developed it as a technique in novels were Virginia Woolf (1882-1941) and
James Joyce (1882-1941).

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| EJH | You speak in Work Suspended of the hide-and-seek with ones own personality which redeems vice of its tedium; does that apply to writing too, do you think? |
| EW | Oh no, no, that was used, if you remember, purely of going to a brothel in Tangier - in Fez. |
| EJH | I thought of this because you said something about a novelist only inventing very few characters, and I wondered whether they were aspects of oneself, in a sense, however much translated, and therefore there was a full stop to how much of this one could do because one cant see very much of oneself. |
| EW | What I think is true is, there are only a very limited number of characters in the world, certainly only a very limited number that one man can cope with. And in the greatest novelists you find the same characters turning up again with different names. Plus there are very few faces in the world, very few stories in the world. |
| EJH | What would you advise young novelists to do about that? |
| EW | Well, the great thing is Never kill your characters. Thats where someone like P.G.Wodehouse has been so brilliant. He has a limited number of characters, and hes now, what, over eighty and still producing work as clever and fresh as he was doing sixty years ago. |
| EJH | They come in handy, they go on. |
| EW | Because he knows his scope - never kills them off. And theres the awful temptation that a novelist has when he gets towards the last chapter, of thinking, Well, finished with them, off with their heads - kill them off, throw one over a precipice, have a motor-car accident, do anything - just get rid of them. Then he finds, he writes his next novel, he cant think of anybody else to write about, so he has to produce these same people with different names and different circumstances. |
| EJH | Well, your early work has a great deal of killing off and violence, hasnt it? |
| EW | Constantly killed them. Madness. |
| EJH | (Why did you do this?) |
| EW | Tony Powells been so clever, you see. In his last series of books hes got hold of one set of characters and hes kept them all going. He adds to them occasionally. Thats why hes got this rich - I suppose they call it a field in Cambridge. |
| EJH | Yes, but did you kill your people simply because you wanted to be shot of the lot really, or because you had some - you wanted to show up some kind of injustice - |
| EW | No, no, I just wanted to end the story. Everyone ends up by death, therefore the natural end to a story about any individual character is his death, or her death. |
Notes :
a) Work Suspended is a fragment of an
intended full-size novel which Waugh started in 1939 but was forced to suspend
with the onset of war and his military career. He never returned to it but
thought well enough of the first two chapters, all he had completed, to publish
them as they stood in 1942. The work indicates something of a departure for
Waugh : the story is not riproaringly farcical, humour is gentle, and the
novel bids fair to be a realistic account, though many characters are
promisingly off-centre. The published extract is certainly a splendid beginning
so that it is a great pity that he never felt sufficiently re-attuned to
complete it.
b) Sir Pelham Grenville Wodehouse (18811975) was one of
the great comic novelists of the 20th century and a writer whom Waugh much
admired. He is perhaps best known for the novels which feature Bertie Wooster
and his man Jeeves, though he wrote much more.
c) Anthony Powell
(1905-2000), a younger contemporary of Waughs at Oxford and a friend, was
already in 1964 well into his great novel sequence A Dance to the Music of
Time - the seventh book in the twelve-volume series (The Valley of
Bones) was published in that year. Powell was another of the few
contemporary writers whom Waugh admired.
d) Waugh had a life-long aversion
to English Literature as a university and school discipline (though one of his
daughters studied it). In particular he abominated the socially-oriented
criticism and minute examinations of authorial intentions characteristic of
Cambridge scholars led by Dr F.R. Leavis (18951978). What he would say of
Oxford literary criticism today hardly bears contemplation.
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| EJH | Do you find people principally pathetic or absurd, would you say? ... |
| EW | Im not as soft as that, you know, no, Im afraid not. I like them to be funny. But I dont regard the characters in my books as being my own circle of friends particularly, although Ive sometimes drawn characters from them ... Its always true that a writer has to modify truth to make it plausible. If one wrote down really what had happened to ones acquaintances, everyone would say, Its too extravagantly absurd. Some of these things might have happened to one person once, they couldnt all have happened to the same person in a few months. |

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| EJH | When you were a young writer, were writers trying to shock their public? |
| EW | The matter shocked them awfully, really, whatever you wrote. When I began writing it was a great period of shock and - it was the time of Joynson-Hicks, you know - and things that would now seem quite innocent were thought to be obscene. I dont mean shocking in that sense, but there was a much more sinister influence which was to try and reduce prose style to gibberish. And it didnt work with prose. What Mr Cyril Connolly has called The Breakthrough was in fact the break-up. In painting, architecture and poetry, in which the common man has a certain feeling of awe so hes prepared to be bamboozled - they accepted what was offered. But when it came to prose the English common man knows what prose is, he talks it all the time himself and he wasnt going to be taken in. And there were a lot of Americans, headed by one called Gertrude Stein, who wrote absolute gibberish. Then they hired a poor dotty Irishman called James Joyce, if youve heard about him - he was thought to be a great influence in my youth - |
| EJH | Was he, yes. |
| EW | - and he wrote absolute rot, you know. He began writing quite well and you can see him going mad as he wrote, and his last books - only fit to be set for examinations at Cambridge. |
| EJH | He didnt always write gibberish, did he? |
| EW | No, you could watch him going mad sentence by sentence. If you read Ulysses, its perfectly sane for a little bit, and then it goes madder and madder - but that was before the Americans hired him. And then they hired him to write Finnegans Wake, which is gibberish. |
| EJH | Mm. |
| EW | Gertrude Stein happened to be a clever and amusing old gal. She was no booby to meet, and - I wasnt one for going to salons very much, in fact I never went to her house in Paris; one heard about her house in Paris, and certainly all the most intelligent people did meet there - and then when she started putting pen to paper - gibberish. |
| EJH | Mm. |
Notes :
a) William Joynson-Hicks (1865-1932, created
Viscount Brentford in 1929) was Home Secretary in the Conservative government
of 1924-29. He conducted vigorous campaigns against what he considered
pornography and obscenity, and also against the Communist party.
b) Cyril
Connolly (1903-1974), a friend of Waughs, was a critic rather than a
creative writer, despite some desperate attempts to be otherwise. From 1940 to
1950 he was the influential editor of the arts magazine Horizon.
c)
Gertrude Stein (1874-1946) and James Joyce were leading figures of the
modernist movement in Literature. Both of them lived mainly in Paris between
the wars. Joyces reputation is secure; Steins has
receded.
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| EJH | Have your fears changed at all? |
| EW | Dont think Im frightened of things much. Im frightened of old age, but that I cant escape. |
| EJH | Youre frightened of old age? |
| EW | I dread four score and ten. |
| EJH | Why? |
| EW | The boredom of it, and being really old and really impotent and really poor, and a real bore. And nothing to do. Perhaps thats why I rather hope war breaks out in the near future; then someone will kindly drop a bomb on me and I shall be all right. |
Note :
Within just over two years Waugh was
dead. He suffered a massive and fatal heart attack in circumstances which would
be considered outrageous in one of his own novels. It was Easter Sunday; he had
been cheered by going to Mass in Latin (a rare treat by 1966); and he collapsed
in the lavatory at home so that it was difficult for his sons and others to get
in and see what was wrong with him. Graham Greene used to put it about that
Waugh had collapsed head first into the lavatory bowl and drowned there, but
neither the coroner nor his family could remember this striking
detail.